Australia is finally exiting the electricity Generation business.
Ever since electricity supply commenced in 1880 the industry has been plagued with issues.
Uncontrolled steady population growth is just one of Australia’s huge problems that electricity is responsible for. Without elderly people and small infants failing to survive in extreme weather conditions, Australia’s population has continued to grow uncontested for the last 143 years.
If electricity had not been thoughtlessly introduced to Australia, those living in the land of soil and toil would never have bothered to build hospitals and recklessly save human lives on a regular basis, contributing to the population growth statistics.
Without electricity to help with education, those Australians who went on to become doctors, paramedics and nurses could have done far more vital professions like chimney sweeping.
Without electricity to power televisions am/fm radios, the internet and computers, Australians would have been far more productive hunter, gatherers and farmers with nothing to distract their attention.
For instance, right now I’m working on this article using an electrically powered laptop computer and listening to 2GB online. If there wasn’t electricity available to enable this wasteful activity, I could be outside working on my garden/tending to the vegetable patch etc.
Electricity is also considered to be responsible for keeping perishable food cold and allowing Australians to store vast amounts of food at a safe temperature. If only a voice to parliament existed back in 1926, Australia may have never thought to introduce its first electricity powered domestic refrigerator.
It has been thoughtless government policy such as this that has caused the Australia population to now be over 26 million and counting. If a Voice to parliament had existed back then, I’m sure those people would have prevented the government from eliminating food poisoning caused by bacteria, viruses and other toxins that can occur in food between 4.5 and 65 degrees Celsius. By achieving food safety, far too many people were not passing away due to easily preventable conditions.
Yes folks, now matter where you look where humans living in Australia are happy and healthy, you can be sure that electricity is to blame.
Electricity is undoubtedly responsible for Australia youth becoming far too educated about what is right and wrong, how to stay safe. With kids being able to access electricity powered computers and browse the internet, they have been able to learn things like do not walk up to a brown snake and try to kick it. They have also been able to learn that too much sugar is not good for you from electricity powered radios and this has affected the income of hard working Dentists.
Introducing Operation Renewable.
Thankfully some Australian politicians have been keeping a very close eye on our out of control population growth and have put an effective action plan into place.
Hope has now been restored in Australia thanks to the efforts of politicians that are 100% prepared to put the good of the nation over their popularity and have began closing down any power stations that are providing a steady base-load power supply.
To conceal there actions somewhat from protestors they are offering Australian citizens access to power when the Sun is Shining or the Wind is Blowing, this is know as ‘Operation Renewable’.
Operation Renewable will turn the clock back on Australia. It will set us back at least 100 years and get this once prosperous nation back to a far more manageable population number.
Operation renewable will get Australians off their couches and working outside any time there is cloud cover.
These modern day hero’s will soon have Australia without any form of useable electricity and I just hope they receive the thanks they deserve once the population starts to recede at a good rate.
As you would expect, they will be destroying all batteries in Australia as well. They will be making illegal to either generate or store electricity not associated with Operation Renewable.
Operation Renewable will also ensure Australia is no longer causing light pollution at night, much to the delight of those that love to lie outside at night and stare at the stars.
Political Office Electricity Generators
Elected government leaders in authority will be given the option of a treadmill or stationary bike electrical generator and battery at each office. It was determined that all legislators must be able to generate and store enough electricity to utilise a computer for at least 30 minutes. Taxpayer-funded politicians must have access to a computer and the internet in order to research the needs of Australian taxpayers.
Once state and federal leaders have identified the most critical concerns confronting Australians, they may take those topics to parliament and blame the opposition for failing to solve those issues when they were last in power.
The extended powers of Operation Renewable.
Operation Renewable (Gas) will also soon begin closing down any operations that are supplying natural gas to either homes or businesses. A team of scientists luckily discovered a weak spot in the initial plan associated with gas.
If the supply of natural gas was not cut at the same time the supply of electricity was removed from Australia, there was a chance that their population reduction targets would not have been met.
As it turns out Gas can be used in refrigeration, heating and cooking as well as manufacturing all none of those elements can exist according to the revised mission statement for Operation Renewable thankfully.
Once healthisrock is able to accurately able identify all the politicians most directly responsible for Operation Renewable, I hope you will join us in thanking them with lots of hugs and kisses.
To ensure we adapt to the energy reforms in Australia via Operation Renewable, we should probably start working out how to live without electricity. There’s no need for drastic action, just start learning to cope without electricity a couple of hours a day, 3 or 4 days per week at the start and then gradually increase from there.
Thank goodness for our hard working politicians associated with Operation Renewable.
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